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Humor
Friday Funnies – SPAM, SPAM, SPAM by Monty Pythons Flying Circus.
Late Nights
Clock strikes midnight
A time most begin to fright
But I alas is the time for me to hit the hay
Staying up late
Is becoming harder to take
When I was a young man I would start my nights late
As I grow older if find it hard to stay awake
Now midafternoon is my time
Not too early and not too late
Of course I try to prevent this fate
I try an afternoon nap
I sleep in late
All to no avail
As summer comes and the sun’s setting becomes delayed
My need to go to sleep will be downplayed
So I guess it’s time to lay me down to sleep
Until my bladder makes we wake
But that’s another story all together
The Big Dance
Well it is that time of year again, the only time I even pay attention to College Basketball. I actually enjoy watching these games. My favorite team I know doesn’t really stand a chance of making it past the first round, so I’m not really invested into following one team. I enjoy the first weekend the most because that is when the little guys often take down the big guys. Every year I put together a bracket for the tournament and usually by the end of the first day it is a total disaster. So I’m at it again this year. Who am I picking it to win it all this year? I must first say sorry to the people who follow this team. I would love to pick my Wisconsin Badgers, but I’m guessing that they will be one and done. So who am I picking, the Kentucky Wildcats. Which probably means they will get upset sometime over this first weekend.
Well if you follow sports or not, this weekend always has a good story about some school that comes out of nowhere. Some of the stories I find interesting; Northwestern – first NCAA Tournament in school history, they have been around for a long time and this will be their first time in the big dance. Northern Kentucky – First year as a Division 1 school and they make it into the big dance. So many different schools, Winthrop University, South Dakota State, North Dakota, University North Carolina Wilmington, St Mary’s, Florida Gulf Coast and so many other schools that no one really hears about except at this time of the year. So who is going to wear Cinderella’s shoe this year? So for you who have made out your brackets good luck? Let me know who you are picking this year.
Go Badgers, Go Wildcats.
Monday
The beginning of a new week
My head aches my body is weak
A weekend of rest and relaxation
Lying in bed until noon
Time with my wife we swoon
Staying up past midnight
Now Monday comes and I have to rise at first light
Crawling out of bed
Sleep still clouds my head
Into the shower I go
Shaving off my beard that has just begun to grow
Putting on my uniform and pulling on my boots
Heading out for another week of work
Somedays the weather is nice, somedays not so much
Monday comes and the only thing I can think of is
When will Friday arrive……
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Friday Funnies…Hot Pockets
After watching this I dare you to go to the store, walk past the freezer aisle and not think of this when you pass some Hot Pockets.
Friday Funnies
Took my wife last year to see him for our anniversary, I don’t think I laughed so hard ever in my life.
Tick Tock
Tick tock tick tock
My thoughts are at a block
Ideas refuse to flow
Why, I just don’t know
Looking for words to present
My brain is completely spent
Tick tock tick tock
Times passes by
Into the ethereal my attention flies
Wasted away
My focus sways
Tick tock tick tock
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Photo Credit: Pixabay.com
Winter Wonderland
When I was a kid winter was a magical time of the year
Sledding, building forts, snow angels and so much more
A time to look forward to Christmas time and vacation
Looking forward to watching the snow fall
Heading outside to play till I was frozen to the bone
As I grew, the magic was replaced by just having fun
Snowball fights, skeetching behind the bus, and so much more
Getting our driver’s license and learning what fun it could be
Doing donuts in the snow, slide turns with the emergency brake
Going on ski trips, sledding until all hours in the dark
Adulthood hit and things began to change
The winter time was more of a pain
Driving to work, digging out the drive way and so much more
Yes there was times of fun
Playing with the kids, building snowmen and a few other things
What do I look forward to in winter now a days
I look forward to the first day of spring and the warmth it brings.
Itch
Creeping crawling under your skin
Not sure of where you should begin
Twisting turning trying to reach
Scratching clawing unable to find
Driving you crazy outta of your mind
Rubbing against a door frame for relief
Finding none but disbelief
Grabbing a stick if you dare
Rubbing it around without a care
Still no reprieve from that gnawing itch
It drives you crazy, son of a bitch
Asking a friend to dig in with their claws
Keep on missing the spot just because
Sweat forms on your brow
As you seek a respite
Trying to take a bite
Falling to the floor you try once more
Sliding yourself until your head hits the door
That itch, that itch
Ain’t it a bitch.
A Soldier's Walk 